Fake Fairytale

secretlymartinfreeman: that-darn-hyena: skully-pens: cosmicrem...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:07:16 +0100

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING

I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

And she never forgot him…

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:05:41 +0100

And she never forgot him…

the-absolute-funniest-posts: lulz-time: Have your co-stars...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:02:29 +0100

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lulz-time:

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

tomlinsen: this was like two years ago but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:01:24 +0100

tomlinsen:

this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

“MY CEREAL!!!”

undead-marcher: dontattackme: y5nni: x3livelovelaugh: Always...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:58:17 +0100

undead-marcher:

dontattackme:

y5nni:

x3livelovelaugh:

Always reblog.

^^^^^^^^^^^^

it’s unhealthy how hard this made me laugh

I feel you man. That happens to me a lot.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:57:26 +0100

andthesnakestarttosing: behindthestripes: sarcasticdumpling: w...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:55:37 +0100

andthesnakestarttosing:

behindthestripes:

sarcasticdumpling:

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:

This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

I can stop watching this gif. omfg.

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:48:18 +0100

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:46:55 +0100

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:46:11 +0100

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:43:29 +0100

the—personal—quotes: my—teen—quote: Are you a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:43:10 +0100

the—personal—quotes:

my—teen—quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!

mercurymoans: missinglinc: That last gif slayed my entire...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:42:37 +0100

mercurymoans:

missinglinc:

That last gif slayed my entire soul.

This woman gives me hope.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:37:56 +0100

jhenne-bean: sir-cherry-fizzy: A blog isn’t a blog without a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:34:52 +0100

jhenne-bean:

sir-cherry-fizzy:

A blog isn’t a blog without a transparent Will Smith.

it’s true.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:34:45 +0100

THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:31:57 +0100

THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN

nonymoose: assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis: OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:31:06 +0100

nonymoose:

assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE

AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE

HANG ON I FIXED IT

egberts: sodamist: egberts: i think my cat is allergic to cats That sounds prettyCatastrophic i...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:30:11 +0100

egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

whatakechdonnie: ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:29:56 +0100

whatakechdonnie:

ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle?

they’re moles

they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.

so basically the thug life actually chose me.

everyone can go home now.